Are you here for the product?

Of course, everyone comes here for it, but not everyone gets them. No, no, the pickled cucumber is not for sale, it’s the only thing I have, you know?

My mother would tell me, «Dimitri, you are useless, you are the scum of this family, you are eating pickled cucumbers all day long.»

Mother didn’t know that I could get the product. Can you get the product? Can you find  the product? Can you find where I get the product from?